grammardivas

We've decided to share our daily discoveries of egregious grammar with one and all. Enjoy.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Vice. Vice. Vice.

"...to influence the strings and visa-versa."

Monday, July 31, 2006

New! Discretionary punctuation marks (batteries not included)

He would like the attached posted in place of what is listed?

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Nice try

When you don't know how to make something possessive, you don't just insert a dash.


"...work on making the Senior Public Policy Advisors -- titles consistent."

Friday, June 30, 2006

The opposite of "create"

From an insurance claim form:
Use discreation when faxing your personal medical information.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Itz really a fairly simple concept

I have no specific examples, but I have seen numerous misuses of its and it's lately. I don't know if it's just carelessness, or if people really don't grasp the difference.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

This sentence has so much wrong with it....

"Pryor, 49, of Norman said party workers are trying to make sure Democrats who vote only in presidential election years get out to vote this year and to persuade registered Democrats who have been voting Republican to return to their party."

First of all, the "of Norman" should be in a different sentence. Choose either the "49," (*does it matter how old the chair of a state political party is??) or the "of Norman," but not both. Second, "party workers," the predicate noun, is followed by the two verb phrases: "are trying to make sure" and "[are trying] to persuade." But there is too much info between these phrases and the "to persuade" seems to come out of nowhere.

This has not been my most eloquent grammar explanation but it's sunday morning and I'm tired.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

I would expect more from Crane's

[Taken verbatim from their website]

These correspondence cards are designed to be handwritten they are too heavy for computer printing.